Strictly is bringing many new things into my life – including becoming a columnist for the Radio Times. My first article about poker faces, Peter Andre and mirrored ballrooms is out in this week’s issue.
So began the most awkward, inhibited, cranky, gangly, loopy, rickety attempt at a group dance: and that was just me. At one point my left hand flew out and landed on Kirsty Gallacher’s right breast, like that moment with the Australian woman in Fawlty Towers. She gasped and I apologised.
Click here to read the column in full online: Jeremy Vine’s Radio Times column